Investigators look into ‘We Can Give You Superpowers’ claims, trying to protect people from the scams, the dangerous scams, the snake-oil salesmen, and the 100% lethal scams.
And the occasional ones which are so much worse than just being fatal.
Having super-powered employees is a status symbol, and having super powers, even if they’re not very useful, is fast becoming a necessity if you want a job.
Metahumans Anonymous: Reluctant Superheroes trying to deal with being expected to use their unwanted superpowers.
Congratulations; You have a totally random superpower!
Now go out there and Make A Difference!!
His Dark Materials, by Philip Pullman