The Transdimensional Laundry

Yeah, the title needs work. The original version was … How do I put this? … Worse.

This one came from a comedy post on an online auction site. Someone was trying to sell a washing machine, claimed that it still ran but vibrated a lot, and said that one time he looked at the window while it was on maximum spin, saw dinosaurs, and “they looked scared, man”.
They even included drawings of the machine, including one with the dinosaurs, but no actual photos, which I think was a good thing. They would have detracted from the listing.

I’ve drifted pretty far from that point in this story, but … There’s still a washing machine.